I GUESS I’M A GRANDMA NOW 👵🏻
(heck, it's the only way my aro ace ass is getting grandbabies, so I might as well embrace it)
@anurean80 come give your grannie a hug and I'll rifle up a sweetie from somewhere.
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
He looks so ready. XD
“My time has come.”
do goyische english speakers even know how many words they use regularly are yiddish Do they even know
there’s the obvious like mensch and mazel tov and bris and kosher but also chutzpah and klutz and dreck and kvetch and tchotchke and putz and schlock and SCHLONG! DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT ONE OF THE FAMOUS TERMS FOR DICK IS YIDDISH! what about shmuck or schtick or GLITCH! GLITCH IS YIDDISH! DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW THAT BAGEL IS YIDDISH
well, no, they’re loanwords. english does it all the time with all kinds of languages. café (french), bazaar (persian), and kindergarten (german) are all loanwords. it’s not stealing, because languages aren’t really capable of the malice that implies. there’s also nothing wrong with using words from or learning new languages. what really gets my goat though is when gentiles mock the way yiddish sounds while using its words without even realizing it
i love mispronouncing english words or phrases that are spelled like they could be yiddish words
like “i think your theory is a bissel farfetched” or “i was bedridden for days after the accident”
Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say
to be fair any wizard worth their salt sports big naturals incorporates massive neutrinos
DOLCE & GABBANA BLACK JACQUARD T-STRAP MARY JANE WITH WINDOW PANE PUMP // FALL/WINTER 2015




































