Lexa's Moment

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
oma-goodness
cottonkhaleesi

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Finally finished!!!

The medina tiles blanket is blocked and ready for its closeups. I absolutely adored making this, the colours are spectacular; even King Cole themselves said “wow!” on Instagram.

cottonkhaleesi

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I GUESS I’M A GRANDMA NOW 👵🏻

(heck, it's the only way my aro ace ass is getting grandbabies, so I might as well embrace it)

@anurean80 come give your grannie a hug and I'll rifle up a sweetie from somewhere.

omg crochet brilliant Medina tiles blanket
oma-goodness
cassandrasimplex

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I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

cassandrasimplex

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It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

digitaldiscipline

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

starry-genome

Y’all missed the best part:

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headspace-hotel

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

i love this they goncharoved it unreality goncharoving is a form of magic when you think about it hmmm
my-life-is-a-sidequest
lucid-luck

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

thranduilland

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

daryltohblogs

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tohdaryl

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

whowasntthere

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

sparklyaxolotlstudent

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

nerdylilpeebee

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

kenas-artstuff

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Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

thebisquid

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

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i love how the classics come around again and get better and better like this he wears that dress so damn well
zaprudertwitchstream
janemorris

do goyische english speakers even know how many words they use regularly are yiddish Do they even know

janemorris

there’s the obvious like mensch and mazel tov and bris and kosher but also chutzpah and klutz and dreck and kvetch and tchotchke and putz and schlock and SCHLONG! DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT ONE OF THE FAMOUS TERMS FOR DICK IS YIDDISH! what about shmuck or schtick or GLITCH! GLITCH IS YIDDISH! DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW THAT BAGEL IS YIDDISH

janemorris

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well, no, they’re loanwords. english does it all the time with all kinds of languages. café (french), bazaar (persian), and kindergarten (german) are all loanwords. it’s not stealing, because languages aren’t really capable of the malice that implies. there’s also nothing wrong with using words from or learning new languages. what really gets my goat though is when gentiles mock the way yiddish sounds while using its words without even realizing it

lexablackbird

i love mispronouncing english words or phrases that are spelled like they could be yiddish words

like “i think your theory is a bissel farfetched” or “i was bedridden for days after the accident”